A Miscellany 368
The Lost Verses Of Genesis
by: JT
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Archeologists have recently found the original Children's Illustrated Genesis, written by hand by Moses nearly 4,000 years ago. On reviewing the text, it was discovered that some verses had not survived into present day versions of Genesis.
So God created man in his own image, in the image of god he created him; male and
the man didst go out amongst the beasts of the field, and didst meet them and embrace them, with especial attention to the sheep, and the penguin looked on amazed thinking this is not good.
And the penguin didst put this sight behind him going unto the Lord saying, "The man embracing the sheep may offend your eyes for it is not good." And God went unto that place where the man and the sheep were, and He didst see the man holding the sheep in a close embrace with outstretched hand to entice the lioness into a 3-way, and behold, indeed it was not good. Not good at all. And God didst know for the sake of the sheep that the man had need of a companion,
and female he created.
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Images are from the Creation Museum where Genesis is regarded as absolute infallible truth.