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Bachelor of Lethargy

from Matthew Wayman

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Perhaps you should add the option for a Bachelor of Lethargy? Just a thought.

The Patriarch replies:

Matthew:

It always surprises me that people bother to apply for our existing degrees in apathy. If our target audience were both apathetic and lethargic, I suspect that there would be no-one who could be bothered to get up the energy to submit an application.

Best wishes

5 June 2005

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