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WARNING

A caution to visitors

This site deals with the doctrine of Apathetic Agnosticism in a combination of total seriousness and sophomoric humour. It is up to you, the visitor, to determine which is which.

Once upon a time we used to advise visitors that if their personal religious sensibilities meant they would risk being offended by what is found here, then they should promptly press the BACK BUTTON on the browser and go somewhere else. This advice has generally been ignored, as evidenced by some of the mail we have received and by a few of the comments in the Visitor's Book (no longer available). So now, we invite you to enter the site and get totally offended.* Really, we don't care! Remember, if the views expressed herein offend you, it is highly probable that your own religious views offend us. However, if you have intelligent arguments to offer to counter the discussion inside, please submit those arguments for publication in the "Talk Back" section of the site.

Site Navigation

The sitemap across the top and the bottom of the page leads to the various major sections of the site. Where there is a menu on the left side of the page, it can be used to navigate within a section. And the text menus near the bottom allow you to page back and forth through the site.

* If you are in a hurry to get offended, we invite you to read Reflection 6 in the Reflections on Ethics section under Essays.

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Disclaimer: The Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic is not to be confused with The Temple of Agnostic Apathy, a heretical breakaway sect whose members will be damned (if there is a God who actually cares) and who can be expected to burn in hell (if that problematic caring God created such a place.)*

* For those interested, if anyone is, the above disclaimer, the full name of the Church, and the Articles of Faith are the only remnants (or holy relics) of the original 1995 version of the web site.