Contact the Church

The three forms linked from below allow you to provide feedback, submit a brief article, or submit a longer article as a file upload.

Our e-mail address changes frequently (one of several screening methods used to reduce spam and malicious viruses) and unless you are replying to a recently received message, it is highly probable that an old address is no longer valid. Please contact us via one of the forms below if you want to be sure your message is read.

We ask that you provide your correct email address when you contact us. If you are concerned about what we will do with your email address, be assured it will only be used to reply to your submission. Our privacy policy for your address is:

• We will not publish your email address with your article unless you make a specific request that we do so. (We recommend you do not make such a request.)
• We do not have a mailing list (not even an email address book), so you will not be added to one by us.
• We do not retain correspondents' email addresses nor do we make them available to third parties.
• We try to respond once to all submissions and normally send a notification when your article is published. Beyond that we do not continue the correspondence unless you choose to write further.

Contact / Feedback / Comments

You may use the form linked below to contact the Church with a brief message (up to approximately 300 words) on any issue. If you have more to say than that, then please prepare your comments in your preferred text processor and submit it as an attachment using our long article submission form. (further down the page.)

If you are looking for a reply, please ensure that you have used your correct email address.

Your comments or feedback will be considered for publication on the site.

Feedback Form

Submissions for publication

If you are replying to a specific article, please tell us which one.

Short Article Form

For longer articles (or longer feedback,) please prepare your article in your preferred text processor and submit it as an attachment using our long article submission form. We will accept nearly all standard text and graphics files, however, files with potentially malicious file extensions (including but not limited to .exe, .com, .htm, .html) will be deleted unopened.

File Upload Form

No Reply or Acknowledgement Received?

I do my best to personally reply to all correspondence, even that consisting solely of gratuitous insults. But, I am human, and oversights do occur. If you do not receive a reply in a reasonable period, feel free to question the lack of response.

You too are human.^[1] The major cause of no response is an incorrect email address. Sometimes this is a deliberate "error;" more often the problem arises out of simple keyboard errors.

Footnote:

1. Admittedly an assumption. But to date, no confirmed^[2] deity has contacted me, nor have any space aliens.
2. Various gutless anonymous correspondents have claimed to be God in consigning me to eternal damnation, but their IP address gives them away.

Revised September 2007