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A Miscellany 455
Apple Eating

by: Eido WCA

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James Ussher
The Archbishop
Of Armagh
Claimed that
Adam and Eve
Were given
The heave
From Paradise
For committing
The outrageous vice
Of Apple Eating.

Now earlier
On Monday morning
10th November
4004 BC
Under that now
Infamous tree
They'd spoken to
Mr Joe Blake
Whose philosophy
Proved to be fake
At the completion
Of this meeting
(And the Apple Eating)

No more central heating
Out into the snow
They were unlovingly
Forced to go
To the far east
Went young Mr Cain
Adam and Eve . .
Were unheard of again
This tale so lame
Is James Ussher's only
Claim to fame.

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